|Welcome to the strange things that go on in my head...|
TwilightI must admit to having read and liked all four of the Twilight books. However, the books have since been ruined by obsessive fangirls also known as Twitards. Yes, the Twitards who have denigrated into this macabre cult worshipping at the feet of Stephanie Meyer. "I'm in love with Edward/ Jacob/ my own self-indulgence" proclaim most of the 'Tards; forever cementing in my mind gross images of *insert character here* and *insert self-proclaimed dumbass here*. Meyer herself even knew these kinds of criticisms were coming. She said in an interview with MTV thatTwilight by JadeHades
'You see the punch coming; that doesn't mean it's not going to hurt when it hits." Of course it will hurt her feelings that her wet dream boyfriend of the "perfect marble" features and zero personality is getting slammed. There is even a ludicrous petition circulating the internet asking people to sign up for the injustice against Stephanie Meyer and her "marvelous" books. Appare
Nausiating + Sickly ValentineI would buy you the sea, my darling,Nausiating + Sickly Valentine by Poet-in-progress
but they only sell fish at the store.
Channel N 5 for your feet, dear,
but you might be insulted I saw.
For you I'd wrap up the sun, love,
and put polished stars in your ring.
But they don't sell the moon at IKEA, sweet,
and the stars aren't co-operating.
Sainsbury's don't stock true love's vows, my love,
Oh God! If only they did!
I'd buy you a hundred at once, my dear,
along with a platter of ribs!
I'd freeze every rose, every sunset of blood
at thier prime for you, and for you.
But I can't control time, my love, my love,
and there's no sunsets at B&Q.
Unworthy my gifts, beauty's dust next to thine.
I cannot buy planets, I cannot freeze time.
But so much I love you, I doubt you'll be mine.
For who could forgive this small drab piece of rhyme.
Project Comment: Around dA Issue 3 Things you can take part ofProject Comment: Around dA Issue 3 by ProjectComment
:iconbleach-crew: ~ Here, you can claim any character or related item from the anime and manga series Bleach, created by the talented Tite Kubo.
:iconyourchameleon: ~ With regular columns with links and guidance, frequent ways for you to get involved, and a chat room to carry out debates on many subjects...we have loads to help you!
:icondoodling-club: ~ A place for artists that doodle, they also hold contests among many other things.
:iconthe-haiku-club: ~ A place for deviants who write haikus and eastern poetry to come together.
:iconartfortheescape: ~ we aim to build a community that brings an understanding to mental illness and all those affected by it. We hope to encourage members to use their creativity to 'vent' rather than fall into hurtful practices. We accept all types of art, including literature.
100 Piece Feature Updated ListsI am going to do a 100 piece feature, of YOUR work100 Piece Feature Updated Lists by the-photographicpoet
ALL PHOTOGRAPHY SLOTS HAVE BEEN TAKEN. IF YOU STILL WANT TO SUBMIT PHOTOGRAPHY, THEN YOU CAN APPLY FOR A MIXED ART SLOT
How will this work?
- There will be 4 categories with 25 slots each, and if you get your slot then I will note you with a request for you to send me your best work, or a piece you want more publicity on.
- I will then post a news article when all the slots have been filled!
My top 10 favourite will also receive an entry to a prize draw I'm setting up to run throughout 2010
This prize draw includes a 3 month subscription to deviantArt and a free trip to a cinema near you
So if you're interested...
- Send me a note with "100 Piece Feature" with the type of art you want to enter
- You can only be featured in one category, so please only apply for one
- If you get a slot, I will note you back stating this and with further guidelines
If I send you a note
"You know I think it's strange, just a little bit deranged, that you think I'm gonna change to make you happy." - How Strange - Emilie Autumn|
"I don't wanna watch you wither when I know I could make you bloom. And I don't wanna watch her lead you into the gloom..." - Stupid Snake - Japanese Voyeurs
I am an occasional writer, a vaguely regular photographer and a music obsessed mad scientist. Final year ecology student to be exact. Baby turtles are one of the cutest things on the planet. Canoodle is a good word, but not as awesome as appendage, which may or may not be my favourite word. I watch too many documentaries for my own good and have a habit of spouting random bits of information at people (which may or may not be relevant to the current conversation). I have an obsessive love for Dr Marten 1460oz boots (especially the lime green ones), stripy socks and monsterkookies' amazing jewellery. I love gigs but have a phobia of crowds, which is not the best combination. Anything else?
My LAST.fm account, if you're at all interested in my music tastes: www.last.fm/user/IATSATH
My blog, full of my ramblings about bands and other random shit: iatsath.blogspot.com/